Day: May 15, 2019

“For the next half hour, will you not not speak unless you have something important to say?”
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“What’d you do today my fine feathered friend?”
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“Sit on the front inches of your chair. It’s better for your posture. I read that in the paper.”
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“Did you actually buy this from Mr. Ledbetter? Don’t explain, just nod yes or no…hmm?”
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“You turned my own kids against me. You undermine everything I do.”

– Mr. O’Brien